This is the short list of things that have gone wrong with our apartment:

Leaky faucets, toilets, bad showerheads

broken A/C causing two $230 electric bills (one month)

balcony cracked all the way through, a potential collapse could take place

broken bathroom vent

broken garbage disposal

you could see light coming all the way around our doorway from the inside, allowing cold air to just go outside

cricket infestation, though temporary

ant infestation, up until a week ago...we still have them but we sprayed the crap out of the place with our own poisen and then the poisen people came and sprayed

and now what do we have? A












Yes. A mouse. Iran said that Israel should be wiped off the map. So should our garbage dump apartment complex.